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I can’t be the only one who would totally buy this book. Right?
From The Malcolm Gladwell Book Generator.
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I can’t be the only one who would totally buy this book. Right?

From The Malcolm Gladwell Book Generator.

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ROTL #32
Heroes of Podcasting Trading Cards!
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ROTL #32

Heroes of Podcasting Trading Cards!

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Tango Butter

Cashier turns to my wife: Do you want butter on your popcorn?

Me: My wife has never said no to any question with the word “butter” in it.

[Beat]

Except that time we watched Last Tango in Paris.

Cashier: …

Wife: [Walks away].

Me: So yeah, butter.

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merlin:

Example Portraiture (Tanforan Mall)

Hm. Hm.

Hm.

Happy Mothers Day!
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merlin:

Example Portraiture (Tanforan Mall)

Hm. Hm.

Hm.

Happy Mothers Day!

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Me: At last! After 3 days of continuous processing, INBOX ZER—oh.
True story.
Anyway, Bulk Bag.
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Me: At last! After 3 days of continuous processing, INBOX ZER—oh.

True story.

Anyway, Bulk Bag.

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You see? I am sensitive.
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You see? I am sensitive.

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Trailer for Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

“Beyond the darkness. Beyond the human evolution is Khan, a genetically superior tyrant”.

This is, and always will be, one of my favourite movies. The space battle at the end? Are you fucking kidding me?

Also, this is the first movie that made me cry (sad-cry, that is, I’m not counting the fear induced trauma-tears from those goddamn flying monkeys in The wizard of Oz).

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Mad Men’s portrayal of Canadians:
Good looking, well educated heavy drinkers who give good head.
Sounds about right.
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Mad Men’s portrayal of Canadians:

Good looking, well educated heavy drinkers who give good head.

Sounds about right.

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Check!
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Check!

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Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome. 
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Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome. 

Steve Zissou. Via thegoodfilms

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World famous “Big Skies” of Eastvanistan.
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World famous “Big Skies” of Eastvanistan.

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merlin:

Thank God they didn’t take the CAPS LOCK and the Times New Roman Bold.
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merlin:

Thank God they didn’t take the CAPS LOCK and the Times New Roman Bold.

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Stay on target…stay on target.

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Stay on target…stay on target.

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Great. Now I have to add “Getting Peggied” to my “special” list.
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Great. Now I have to add “Getting Peggied” to my “special” list.

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

The (so very perfectly expressed) bit with the cigarette nearly broke my mind.

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